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spentmod → biography. [04 Jan 2028|03:30am] ( Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. ) 4 READ|COMMENT

spam and stuff [06 Aug 2020|09:46pm] 13 READ|COMMENT

[02 Aug 2010|12:24am] ( You are really dumb, for real. ) That's all. 1 READ|COMMENT

[13 Jul 2010|06:56pm] Some woman I've never met before cornered me on the elevator at work today and proceed to tell me off. Or tell "Jon" off, rather. I had no idea what she was talking about, but because I'm a dick, I pretended to. I'm fairly certain I made matters worse for this Jon person. The lady was even more enraged and offended when we parted ways than she was before our encounter. That's just what people get for mistaking me for someone else. And now I'm going to feed my fussy ass daughter. She didn't want to eat her dinner earlier, and now, at 10 PM, she's whining for food. Women, I swear. 19 READ|COMMENT

[11 Jun 2010|02:09am] I'm not sure if I understand the new Gaga video, but I know one thing for certain: I'm insanely jealous. Why don't I have hot naked men in my life to toss me around like a rag doll? Julian, Micah, Quinn, I expect you three to get on this. The Owens and Alek, too, I guess. The rest of you I either don't like or you're not buff enough. My apologies. 18 READ|COMMENT

[20 May 2010|03:22pm] I'm really excited for the impending Lindsay Lohan trial. Call me heartless, but I want to see her go to jail. I can just imagine the material that will give me. And it will definitely bring Dina Lohan back out into the spotlight (yeah, I know, she lives there, but seriously, lately there's been a significant lack of her in the media) and I love it when Dina Lohan opens her stupid mouth. Anyway, today is my birthday. I remember when I was whining about turning twenty-eight. That was so long ago. I want to die. 15 READ|COMMENT

Locked to TJ [12 Apr 2010|11:56pm] Why are you in love with Benji? Stop hanging out with Benji WHAT IS WITH YOU AND BEFRIENDING PEOPLE I CANNOT STAND? STOP IT. I'm sorry I didn't wish you a happy birthday Are we still in a good place? Hello. I'm making an effort, okay? What's up? 9 READ|COMMENT

[05 Apr 2010|08:04pm] I have nothing to do. ONTD isn't working and TV doesn't interest me. My life is so hard. Easter was stupid. Went up to my sister's house and got fat off of deviled eggs and ham. I also skipped Mass to masturbate play Grand Theft Auto while no one was home. Evangeline apparently "won" the Toddler Easter Egg Hunt at the church, but I'm guessing they tell that to all of the two-year-olds since her cousin also "won". Don't they know that not everyone in life is a winner? Stupid Catholic Church, spreading false ideals. I'm thinking of using my connections to get a press pass to a Lady Gaga concert. I want to see her live before she kills herself in the name of art. Maybe I can do an exclusive. I'll get her to say something stupid that the media can have a field day with. And by media, I mean me. 56 READ|COMMENT

[16 Mar 2010|04:30pm] One of my goddamn dogs crapped on my precious, precious carpet. I don't know which one it was, so I might just punish all of them. Right after I fire my dog walker. 12 READ|COMMENT

[11 Feb 2010|06:47pm] I feel the need to start gay rumours. Lamberlake, anyone? No? Alright then. 16 READ|COMMENT

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